Welcome to my Big Bang Theory transcripts page. I intend to eventually feature transcripts for every episode of the hit American sit-com. Those that are complete are featured on the side-bar. Please feel free to browse through them at your leisure.
And we’re up to date again. Just in time for the new series to begin in a couple of weeks. It’s like painting the Forth Bridge!
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Series 1 Episode 01 – Pilot Episode
Series 1 Episode 02 – The Big Bran Hypothesis
Series 1 Episode 03 – The Fuzzy Boots Corollary
Series 1 Episode 04 – The Luminous Fish Effect
Series 1 Episode 05 – The Hamburger Postulate
Series 1 Episode 06 – The Middle Earth Paradigm
Series 1 Episode 07 – The Dumpling Paradox
Series 1 Episode 08 – The Grasshopper Experiment
Series 1 Episode 09 – The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
Series 1 Episode 10 – The Loobenfeld Decay
Series 1 Episode 11 – The Pancake Batter Anomaly
Series 1 Episode 12 – The Jerusalem Duality
Series 1 Episode 13 – The Bat Jar Conjecture
Series 1 Episode 14 – The Nerdvana Annihilation
Series 1 Episode 15 – The Porkchop Indeterminacy
Series 1 Episode 16 – The Peanut Reaction
Series 1 Episode 17 – The Tangerine Factor
Series 2 Episode 01 – The Bad Fish Paradigm
Series 2 Episode 02 – The Codpiece Topology
Series 2 Episode 03 – The Barbarian Sublimation
Series 2 Episode 04 – The Griffin Equivalency
Series 2 Episode 05 – The Euclid Alternative
Series 2 Episode 06 – The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem
Series 2 Episode 07 – The Panty Pinata Polarization
Series 2 Episode 08 – The Lizard-Spock Expansion
Series 2 Episode 09 – The White Asparagus Triangulation
Series 2 Episode 10 – The Vartabedian Conundrum
Series 2 Episode 11 – The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
Series 2 Episode 12 – The Killer Robot Instability
Series 2 Episode 13 – The Friendship Algorithm
Series 2 Episode 14 – The Financial Permeability
Series 2 Episode 15 – The Maternal Capacitance
Series 2 Episode 16 – The Cushion Saturation
Series 2 Episode 17 – The Terminator Decoupling
Series 2 Episode 18 – The Work Song Nanocluster
Series 2 Episode 19 – The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition
Series 2 Episode 20 – The Hofstadter Isotope
Series 2 Episode 21 – The Vegas Renormalization
Series 2 Episode 22 – The Classified Materials Turbulence
Series 2 Episode 23 – The Monopolar Expedition
Series 3 Episode 01 – The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Series 3 Episode 02 – The Jiminy Conjecture
Series 3 Episode 03 – The Gothowitz Deviation
Series 3 Episode 04 – The Pirate Solution
Series 3 Episode 05 – The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
Series 3 Episode 06 – The Cornhusker Vortex
Series 3 Episode 07 – The Guitarist Amplification
Series 3 Episode 08 – The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
Series 3 Episode 09 – The Vengeance Formulation
Series 3 Episode 10 – The Gorilla Experiment
Series 3 Episode 11 – The Maternal Congruence
Series 3 Episode 12 – The Psychic Vortex
Series 3 Episode 13 – The Bozeman Reaction
Series 3 Episode 14 – The Einstein Approximation
Series 3 Episode 15 – The Large Hadron Collision
Series 3 Episode 16 – The Excelsior Acquisition
Series 3 Episode 17 – The Precious Fragmentation
Series 3 Episode 18 – The Pants Alternative
Series 3 Episode 19 – The Wheaton Recurrence
Series 3 Episode 20 – The Spaghetti Catalyst
Series 3 Episode 21 – The Plimpton Stimulation
Series 3 Episode 22 – The Staircase Implementation
Series 3 Episode 23 – The Lunar Excitation
Series 4 Episode 01 – The Robotic Manipulation
Series 4 Episode 02 – The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification
Series 4 Episode 03 – The Zazzy Substitution
Series 4 Episode 04 – The Hot Troll Deviation
Series 4 Episode 05 – The Desperation Emanation
Series 4 Episode 06 – The Irish Pub Formulation
Series 4 Episode 07 – The Apology Insufficiency
Series 4 Episode 08 – The 21 Second Excitation
Series 4 Episode 09 – The Boyfriend Complexity
Series 4 Episode 10 – The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
Series 4 Episode 11 – The Justice League Recombination
Series 4 Episode 12 – The Bus Pants Utilization
Series 4 Episode 13 – The Love Car Displacement
Series 4 Episode 14 – The Thespian Catalyst
Series 4 Episode 15 – The Benefactor Factor
Series 4 Episode 16 – The Cohabitation Formulation
Series 4 Episode 17 – The Toast Derivation
Series 4 Episode 18 – The Prestidigitation Approximation
Series 4 Episode 19 – The Zarnecki Incursion
Series 4 Episode 20 – The Herb Garden Germination
Series 4 Episode 21 – The Agreement Dissection
Series 4 Episode 22 – The Wildebeest Implementation
Series 4 Episode 23 – The Engagement Reaction
Series 4 Episode 24 – The Roommate Transmogrification
Series 5 Episode 01 – The Skank Reflex Analysis
Series 5 Episode 02 – The Infestation Hypothesis
Series 5 Episode 03 – The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
Series 5 Episode 04 – The Wiggly Finger Catalyst
Series 5 Episode 05 – The Russian Rocket Reaction
Series 5 Episode 06 – The Rhinitis Revelation
Series 5 Episode 07 – The Good Guy Fluctuation
Series 5 Episode 08 – The Isolation Permutation
